Codswallop

Often said by Hagrid in Harry Potter movies and book. The actual definition is believed to be a sack tap done by a pissed off fish after it is caught.

John: I love watching America's Funniest Home Videos, especially when someone gets Codswalloped by the pissed off fish they caught

by Suikodenfan88 August 2, 2010

codswollop

An unfashionable phrase used by people who think they are cool, irish or my english teacher

by pro-nun-see-A-shun December 31, 2002

Cockswallow

Often refered by Daytona Beach spring breaker dudes, as the Florida state bird.Used as a pick up line to break the ice with ditzy,airheaded extremely drunk blonde bitches,to subliminally influence them to swallow your cock.Dude says,"Yo baby,do you know what the Florida state bird is(I bet you do!)?Dumb drunk bitch says,"No,what?"Dude says"The Cockswallow!"Drunk hot bitch says,"Oh yeah,I can do that for you right now!Dude says"Hell yeah baby start suckin' and don't forget to swallow!"

Pick up line to get your cock swallowed by dumb blonde drunk bitches or cockswallows!Works every time!

by STONEDPIMPDADDY June 22, 2009

Cupswallower

Cupswallowers are usually named Jacob. Always gay and looking for another guy to have intimate sex with with the lights dimmed and scented candles. Always can make a person laugh but only because there gay but haven't told anyone yet

Wow that new kid at school really is a cupswallower!!

by Randomdude6969420 October 17, 2019

Codwalloper

Noun - Middle-aged hair deficient man who takes his frustration out on locally caught seafood. Tends to use blunt objects for maximum satisfaction.

Verb (codwalloping) - to strike an aquatic Gill bearing animal with a blunt object repeatedly.

Shane used to work in a fish mongers, he's a right codwalloper.

Mr.Webb why are you covered in clumps of fish, have you been codwalloping again?

by Spamsquid July 30, 2021