A 'cod eye pirate' refers to a sexual act which incorporates a penis being inserted to an empty eye socket. The eye may not be there do to wotever reason. The phrase 'thats my old retina your poking!' is commonly used during a cod eye pirate. A cod eye pirate is given by a male, but can be recieved by either males or females. Recent experiments by lesbians have shown that a dildo can also be used in a cod eye pirate, and is becoming increasingly popular with one eyed lesbians.
That one from Kill Bill, with the eye patch, i bet you'd love to give her a cod eye pirate you sick fuck.
A word Refering to the series of action packed first person shooter game titled "Call of Duty". Describing the ability obtained only through playing the game so much your eyes notice things faster then the normal human beings eyes would. Thus, giving you a abnormal physical reflex aswell.
Guy 1-"Dude watchout that cup is about to fall off the table!"
He runs to cup and catches it in midair.
Guy 2-"Man how did you do that!?!?"
Guy 1- "Gah i dont know but i got to get back to playing Call Of Duty or im never going to hit tenth prestige!"