cocktopus

A cocktopus is a creature that is so much of a dicks and/or douchebag that it has the power of eight dicks and/or douchebags.

Alternate meaning: A creature that eats the grey matter of dicks and/or douchebags and swims in the empty cavity left. If left unattended to more dickness and/or douchebaggedness may occur.

That jerk that cut me off on the road was a giant cocktopus.

My ex had a giant cocktopus eating his brain so I left his ass.

by HerpesOnToast May 13, 2010

Cocktimistic

Cocktimistic - the act in witch someone is being a real dick. the combination of optimistic and someone acting like a total dick

Tom: Hey Vic whats up with Justin?

Victor: Oh yeah, he's been mad Cocktimistic lately.

Danny: Jordan! can you stop being so Cocktimistic right now man!

by Dotpsych April 8, 2011

Cocktoss

Someone who is completely devoid of any and all common decency, or manners, and doesn't acknowledge any wrong doing on their part.

Someone who acts in an idiotic/rude manner.

Did you see that? That cocktoss just ran a red light and almost hit me!

by FBC82 April 16, 2019

cocktis

Hair growing from the pubic area, following shaving the pubic area 2-8 days before; this hair becomes prickly like a cactis.

Dude, I need to shave my cocktis!

by the pito monster May 1, 2011

Cocknoisseur

Connoisseur - an expert judge in matters of taste
Cock - not bird kind

Cocknoisseur - an expert in the appreciations of cock

He told me "Nice cock, bro"
Well, he shold know, he's a cocknoisseur, went to Uni and everything

by Appreaciater April 18, 2023

cockpolishing

Male masturbation, wanking, jerking off...you get the message.

I was feeling stressed out but a bit of cockpolishing fixed that.

by richnfamous January 24, 2009

cockmoist

A lubricating, clear, sticky formula, which cleans the urethra before ejaculation.

You've got cockmoist on me again

by Blarney October 10, 2003