cockapeni

another word for penis. a small penis. a woman-like penis. derogatory term for a panty-waist-ed Nancy boy.

His cockapeni left a lot to be desired.
He is such a cockapeni for talking to his wife that way.
Quit being a cockapeni and take it like a real man.

by haywoodyoublowme July 5, 2011

cocktale

Sharing tales of getting tail: a recount of promiscuous encounter with the opposite sex. The stories may be funny, but they also tend to be quite embarrassing.

Friend: Dude, tell me about your cocktale last night!
Cocktale Sharer: Bro, it was awful. First, I couldn't figure out how to un-do her bra. Then, we were walked in on twice! Worst night ever!

by cocktaler January 2, 2011

Cockapella

Singing in harmony with a large dick in your mouth

did you listen to hillary clinton's new cockapella song with sarah palin?

by hillaryclinton<3cock January 1, 2011

Cockapella

The art of having sexual intercourse without the use of "instruments" (dildos,vibrators,etc.)

Last night, my girl and I rocked it cockapella style!

by Moose_Testes_2_oh_such_fun May 17, 2009

cocktale

A sot's wildly exaggerated personal account of an alleged sexual romp, spun repeatedly (with additional embellishments) to a slobbering posse of sex-deprived losers.

Uh-oh, Frank just knocked over his drink reaching into his wallet for a prop condom. Looks like he's about to spill another cocktale.

by loincloth January 12, 2008

Cocktamer

A woman who is so hot and sexy that she turns a player into a monogamous man.

She's so fine that my buddy stopped messing with thots and spends all of his time with her. She's a cocktamer.

by Rynesdad April 23, 2016

Cocktapus

A type of plastic surgery where a man gets an octadick (8 dicks) so he can fuck 8 sexy bitches at once.

I'll fuck all y'all bitches with my cocktapuss tonight.

by 1V8liGER September 22, 2017