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Cocksmuggler

¹Derogatory term for a girl who gets around and she quite possibly could be a prostitute. A bro hopper and/or a home wrecker. ²One who smuggles dick for a living.
Get your cocksmuggler hands off my junk. I don't want none of that dumb junk!
by HeartLela August 27, 2021
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Cornswaggled

Cornswaggled is when a individual is so confused they can only say "I'm Cornswaggled"
Man 1: hey, did you see that the rock died

Man 2: I'm Cornswaggled
by BigJewFoot January 30, 2023
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cockstaggeringly

'A truly dreadful word which whilst trying to portray something as amazing infact conveys the exact opposite message'
We are collectively geeked out of our frickin’ gourds to announce that New Exciting Brewery will be launching our cockstaggeringly gorgeous cans throughout exciting West coast city on anytime soon.
by Mr Hefty October 1, 2013
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Cockswabble

A thought or idea that represents nonsensical jibber jabber in ones mind, most of projected into the world and detested by those in the presence of it.
"Lighten up on the cockswabble, nobody has time to listen to this nonsense."

Gerund: "Stop cockswabbling about like you have nothing better to do."
by #nedkelly October 19, 2020
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Cornswaggle

To invite an uninvited friend to a party that you have been invited to.
I can try to cornswaggle you in there, but Alex is not gonna be too happy if he finds out.
by Devotchka yarbles November 16, 2009
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cockswaddle

when you can’t find a place to fucking sit and a bitch tells you you can’t sit at the only available spot, that bitch is a cockswaddle
Jennifer you’re a fucking cockswaddle!”
by gayboyprincess September 10, 2018
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cocksmuggler

(noun) A very subtle slut or man-whore. Someone you would least expect to have mutliple partners.
Mike :Man, could you believe she was a cocksmuggler all along?
Joe: Damn she seemed prude, if I knew i would have let her smuggle mine all day.
by Langknecht November 26, 2010
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