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Cocksuker's Doormat

A thin shaved goatee and moustache.
John jizzed and covered Mark's Cocksuker's Doormat in spunk.
by Lord of the Ring December 19, 2006
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Cocksucking, Whorehousing, Piss-Bitch-Motherfucker

The greatest swear of all time, hand crafted by a rural dad in the midwest circa 1994.
(Dad cracks his toe on doorframe and proceeds to bounce on one foot and howl) "Cocksucking, whorehousing, piss-bitch-motherfucker!"
by Ken Gass June 13, 2016
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Cocksucking ass bandit

A Cocksucking ass bandit stole the urban dictionary's owners wife's virginity!
by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 11, 2017
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cocksuckingmotherfucker

1. A bisexual who sucks cocks and fucks mothers
2. A dick head just a long way of saying it
That cocksuckingmotherfucker just cut me off.

Jesus christ that guy really is a cocksuckingmotherfucker look at him go

Im gonna kill that cocksuckingmotherfucker
by The Killer man April 5, 2006
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cocksaki

The ancient japanese art of beating off an army of cocks the way a samurai beats off an army of men.
Pronounced: cock-sah-kee
1.) Wow! Sara must be trained in the art of cocksaki. She has blown every guy on the football team.

2.) John is a true samurai. He has a black belt in cocksaki. Last I heard he was going to change his apartment into a dojo for the dong.
by Chris from 303 January 19, 2009
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Cocksuckin' intense

When something so awesomely intense it needs to be emphasized and associated with the gloriousness of fellatio.
dude he hunts gators? that's cocksuckin' intense!
by Coggie Da Bastid September 24, 2009
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Person 1: "Man, Peter is such an assbitch licking cocksucking assbackwards piece of fucking ballpoking asscunt.
Person 2: "Amen"
by Ballmanhood November 10, 2020
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