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cocksnot

another term for a male's semen.
my girlfriend loves to drink my cocksnot after oral sex.
by Jimmy Dallas June 1, 2006
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Cockopotamus

One who is so slutty that they are filled so full of cock that they become the size of a hippopotamus. Can apply to both male and female and is only to be used on the sluttiest of people.
Ashley is such a slut, she slept with the whole damn school, what a cockopotamus.
by Stonedasfuck159 December 5, 2009
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cocksnot

A cocksnot is the residual drip of semen left hanging from then end of you penis after sexual intercourse.
Pass the kleenex dear ive got a right cocksnot.
by Codiak July 31, 2003
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cocksponge

a person who is so much of a bitch, that they actually physically turn into a cock shaped sponge. this sponge man/woman can be used to scrub your genitals in a clockwise motion until ultimate satisfaction. the cocksponge is a very rare species, and usually very dirty as well. they enjoy long walks on the beach, romantic dinners and vigorous genital massaging daily.
Nigel Hamflick elavated his bitch status just enough to transmutate into cocksponge form. he was then condemned to a lifetime of genital cleansing sessions with president bush himself.
by Protest your hero July 9, 2007
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cocksnot

jiz, cum, the secretion from penis when an orgasm has been obtained.
i blew my cocksnot all over my mother in laws face, while my wife was shopping for my birthday present
by quwee bob November 23, 2003
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Cockshot

A "cockshot" occurs in a shooter video game when you - either inadvertently or on purpose - shoot another player or NPC in the groin. It's customary to yell, "cockshot!" really loud every now and then when you pull this off. Particularly funny when you were originally aiming for a headshot, and your aim was just that far off.
You're in a FPS game and you aim for the opponents head, but your aim sucks so bad you end up sending multiple rounds straight at his dick. That's a cockshot.
by TwistedMotherFucker December 18, 2010
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Cockapotamous

Chris, I want you and your cockapotamous to come to my house later.
by Shmillerz April 28, 2015
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