cocksnot

Sperm/Semen. Also an insult in Antipodean countries.

Wake up, cocksnot.
I blew a load of my cocksnot onto her tits.

by jonno mcgee June 21, 2006

cocksnot

The fertile baby batter propelled from the male member during sex or masterbation (or spontaneous ejaculation). Large reservoirs may be found in hidden tissues around the toilet, behind female ears on just above the female eyebrow.

"Excuse me dear, but you seem to have basted my back with cocksnot"

by Colonius March 4, 2004

cocksnott

an unusually thick and abundant ejaculation. Usually used in conjunction with the term "jizm junkie"

That jizm junkie is thirsty for cocksnott!

by biggdogg September 4, 2003

cocksmooch

is a person that is a stupid retard

hey cocksmooch knock it off!!

by jadada May 14, 2007

cocksmooch

a word used to describe anyone who is oafish or is a lazy piece of crap

He can be a big cocksmooch sometimes.

by shorn June 30, 2005

cocknotch

used in times when dickhead just isn't enough

Barry: "Bill you are such a fucking cocknotch!!!"
Bill: "fuck you barry"

by Jesslina February 26, 2008

cocksloth

One who slathers the male penis all over their face and can barely move because they are worda fat/word

Debbie is a real cocksloth

by Avolin June 26, 2003