Cockshark

Cockshark is a mythical member of the shark family. It is unique from other sharks in that the forward fifth of its body resembles the head of a circumcised human penis. At this time, two color variations are known to exist. A common pink variety and a rarer day-glo orange morp. The cockshark was created by the Brooklyn, NY street artist team of Enzo and Nio. Used as a sticker campaign by the duo, the cockshark is often placed within a context to draw attention to a greater absurdity which may surround it. The cockshark's normal mythical range would appear to be the New York City area, but some evidence suggests that the species has turned up as far away as London, England, New Zealand, Australia, Iceland and Brazil.

I was walking in Manhattan this morning and damn if I didn't see a school of cocksharks swimming around a Lifetime Network poster.

by CryptozoologicalDude March 28, 2012

cocksack

the sack that surrounds the male testicles, or testees, for short.

The cocksack has different names, such as nutsack, sperm pouch, the nut hut, creamery, cum cache, scrotee, or ol' scrote.

When Jimmy didnt have enough money for the tranvestite he picked up on the street (s)he performed the patented tenessee testicle tickler on him. He wont be able to use his cocksack for weeks.

Husband: Hi, honey, how was your uneventful day watching soap operas while I slaved away at work to pay the bills?
Wife: Not bad, that whore you think I dont know about called saying she couldnt make it tonight and little Johnny ruptured his cocksack when he stuck it in the neighbor's fence again.

Husband: Well what can I say? Like father, like son.

by Skidmark McGee January 7, 2011

cocksuck

A huge retarded waste of time and effort.

"Kinda makes the whole war on drugs seem like a bit of a cocksuck, don't ya think?" ~ Bill Hicks

by wgrwgawg April 2, 2008

cocksock

Small piece of very fitting fabric placed on the penis and balls. Mainly used in sex scenes in movies and TV for the appearance of the man being nude.

Connor, the director, wanted Logan to wear a cocksock so that Logan's dick doesn't touch his wife.

by Brent D. August 17, 2006

cockshank

To Stab someone with your Penis.
This is one of the most severe forms of ownage and if it happens to you, you should be ashamed

Comes from the words Cock - meaning penis and the
word shank - meaning stabbed with a sharp object

My mate got cockshanked the other day, poor bugger got owned

by SpecialOps October 18, 2006

cockstickhole

The hatchet wound located in between a female's legs, in which you insert your cockstick for pleasure.

Man I can't wait to get in her cockstickhole.

by Adam Mayberry April 18, 2008

Cocksluck

When a whore sucks a dick.

The cocksluck gave the best head.

by The Daddy of Pigs March 21, 2022