Cockcussion

Concussion caused by giving too much head

He has a cockcussion from last night.

by Maria F. December 13, 2020

cockpushups

its from a Tenacious D song you stupid fuckheads who gave the other definition thumbs down

How many can you do?
Well I guess you can only do one, really...

-Jack Black and Kyle Gass, debating the usefullness of cockpushups

by you KNOW its true April 18, 2007

Cockpulse

A feeling usually experienced by thirteen year old boys when bumping into or brushing past a person of the opposite sex. The pent-up sexual tension causes a sudden pulse to the cock, occasionally resulting in an awkward boner.

Tom: Yo Jon, when Jenny bumped past me in the hall, I totally felt a Cockpulse. I couldn't stand up during my entire next class!

by Walrus Sack September 23, 2009

cocopussy

1. black vagina

guy 1: "you eat coco puffs for breakfast?guy2:""no man i eat COCOPUSSY for breakfast"guy 1:"dammmmmn boi thats pimp"

by chicitypimp November 25, 2010

Cockussion

Where a guy hits somebody over the head with his penis and it knocks the person into a daze.

That chick bit his dick when she was giving him head so he whipped out his cock and gave her a cockussion.

by Jarvass May 9, 2009

cockpussypenis

Nigger i hate that big dumb nigger hes stealing our cotton again jayton whip his ass again if you might!!

fucking coon get back here!!

get that nigga cockpussypenis ass back here coonslave

by cockandpenisballs August 30, 2022

Cockcussion

When you get hit in the cock and balls so hard you can't see straight.

My homie bagged me in the ballzac so hard my vision was blurry. I think he gave me a cockcussion.

by Ifyouaintcav January 12, 2021