Cock on/ Cock off

defined: cock on is when ur feeling like a bad bitch and you got big dick energy. cock off is when u have a small dick.

I just flipped the switch Cock on/ Cock off.

by shit cocker May 5, 2020

cock off

Functions in the same way as 'fuck off' or some other expletive which expresses disdain at another or a desire for them to leave/stop talking/stop messing around.

Colin: "You know, Nadine, some people think that buildings like my garden shed are actually rather attractive."

Nadine : "Cock off, Colin."

by tempster May 28, 2007

Shoot my cock off

An exclamatory phrase, often said when someone receives an L or something is excessively cringey.

"I honestly want to shoot my cock off, how the fuck did I lose my keys?"

"did you see this mans snapchat story? Shit was so bad I had to shoot my cock off."

by Gooch Spelunker February 15, 2017

Snog your cock off

A promise of a mighty fine BJ, after a night out. Usually whispered into a prospects ear to make the night more exciting.

Sam said quietly to Ben as she rubbed by him at the pool table ‘I’m going to snog your cock off’.

by Smuttyman February 2, 2022

cock off

An alternative to the ubiquitously fuck off to imply unwanted company.

"Cock the cock off you ass raping donkey shit eater" - JP Williams 2005

by RickyP June 24, 2005

cock off

Repeated attempts by two or more males to prove which one is bigger or better than the other in any given way. This can be anything from terse email arguments to a refusal to get of a gym exercise bike until the person next to you has.

Hey Buster, did you see that email cock off between Russell and Ken... man Russell missed all the points completely, he really is a one incher.

by Hoo Rider August 8, 2005

CockSoffit

The top mushroom portion of the cock, protruding from the shaft. Similar to the soffit on a house.

My cocksoffit was red and raw from banging Emily weekend when the kids were away.

by Jamie0923 January 18, 2009