Cocknish

1.) One who sucks the cock of a man while he urinates.

2.) Someone so sexually frustrated that he may pathetically attepmt to suck his own cock. multiple times. daily.

2.) Munish Gandevia.

1.) "Oh my god, That guy is such a cocknish. He'll never get laid."

2.) "Wow, did you see that obease hobo, crying like a baby on the sidewalk, bending over?"

"Yea man, ugh gross, I think that was a cocknish."

by ThE LONLEY WOLF WOMAN EATING October 22, 2009

cockipop

When you smash a cupcake onto a guy's cock and you eat it off.

Kid: "Mr. Owl, how many licks does it take to get to the center of a cockipop?"
Mr. Owl: "Hm, let's see. A-one, a-two, a-thr... AAHHH!"

by furrywalls1000 December 7, 2010

Cocklipse

kok-klips short form of Cock-Eclipse

Temporarily blindness from accidentally seeing another mans Penis.

Paul: "Phil whipped out his junk in the middle of the party. I couldn't avoid the cocklipse."

Murk: "That still makes you gay!"

by lancetightpants November 13, 2011

Cocktipalitis

The inflamed and sore throat caused by a cock tip irritating the back of the throat.

My headgame is so fierce, I get cocktipalitis every time

B's cock is so long, i get cocktipalitis after every blow job I give.

by CobbleAthena August 21, 2013

Coconips

The act of taking melted chocolate and dripping it onto your partner's nipples. Later to eat them off as it hardens.

Hey baby, wanna see some Coconips?

by Afitz May 6, 2015

Cocknizance

being aware of your sexuality, typically used for guys

"dude you lowkey lookin pretty cute rn"
"you sure you got cocknizance?"
"yeah man, i think i'm gay"

by keromii May 14, 2021

cocknificent

a male with a very large male member who is greatly respected by his peers for having a huge dong.

Hey Mike, do you work with Danny??
Mike: Yeah, he is sooo cocknificent!!

by Chokichocolate February 28, 2009