Cockmush

When you masturbate so hard your penis turns

flaccid and to mush.

Yo Dude I had a tug until I got cockmush last night.

by Hulmeeiscalledspitdick March 21, 2013

cockmonch

Male: A stupid asshole who never knows what he's talking about but brings other people down to make himself feel better about himself.

Female: A whore. Usually one who likes oral sex or performs oral sex as her specialty.

Barney started talking shit to me last night but when I started fighting back he backed down like the pussy cockmonch that he is.

Allison gave me some of the greatest head I've ever had last night, she's a master cockmonch. I'm in love.

by Renzo Cervantes July 31, 2006

Cockermouth

A town in England with a very unfortunate name. A cock is slang for a penis, and, well yeah...

Let's go to Cockermouth!
...Why are you running?

by Blockly806 November 24, 2021

cockmouthed

when a female sucks another mans penis then makes out with you.

Usually occurs at extremely good parties

Man, Vanessa sure is a good kisser

Dude, she just sucked Pat's dick! You just got cockmouthed!

by Ac Masta Flex June 21, 2006

CockMouthPoopSlide

To impale ones throat with ones penis during oral sex, only to force the fellater to expel their bowels; only to proceed to use the fecal matter as a means for a Slip N' Slide.

John: "Fuck man, my head hurts so bad."
Mark: "Why, man?"
John: "Because I was giving my bitch a CockMouthPoopSlide when something went horribly awry."

by Kyle Christian Is DEAD August 2, 2008

cockworthy

Being worthy for the glorious cock.

Damn.. that Lindsay Lohan is soooo cockworthy! I'd fuck her ass, face, and ears!

by MikeOrangeTrip June 11, 2006

A Cockout

When your woman is horny, but you tell her you are to tired to do it.

She wanted sex bad last night but I pulled a cockout.

by glassballs4u November 6, 2016