cockslap interception

When youre slapping your cock across a girls face and she grabs it mid slap with her teeth looks up at you and growls

I never even knew nice girls could pull a cockslap interception. I only got that from back alley Ho's before

by flapjackal May 23, 2015

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cocktapus

a very rare marine creature that instead of 8 long tenticles has 8 long cocks, each more than capable of performing in a variety of sexual situations.

This creature was labeled as extinct in the late 20th Century, but scientists have routinely observed it in it's natural habitat. Google it up, preferably while at work and with your supervisor(s)looking on, (it will show them how smart you are).

The cocktapus awoke this morning to find it almost drowned overnight in a sea of gism due to 8 consecutive wet dreams.

I brought my pet cocktapus into my urologist's office the other day and he passed out when he saw it.

What the hell?? Seriously what the hell is this???

by Skidmark McGee March 10, 2007

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Cockslap

While receiving fellatio, the recipient withdraws his penis from the giver's mouth and slaps the giver across the face with it.

It may be an act of degradation, punishment, or performed during climax for an added dramatic effect.

Example 1:
I had to cockslap that bitch for scraping her teeth on my junk too hard.

Example 2:
Jenny likes it when you call her names and cockslap her.

by poisonkoolaid August 9, 2012

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Cockslapping

Cockslapping is the practice is slapping someone's face with your penis, usually when erect. Often performed as a joke, when the recipient is either asleep, stoned, or otherwise incapacitated.

John said he enjoyed cockslapping me last night while I was asleep.

by Stuart Robbins May 28, 2006

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