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cockjob

When two men, usually homosexuals decide to fuck in a manner that is reserved usually for men and women only. Instead of placing the cock in the pussy, the two cocks rub against each other as the men either make out or do something else. The cockjob is not complete until both men shoot their loads. A typical ending to a good cockjob include the men moving into a 69 position and lick the cum off each other's cock and thighs.
I vigorously pumped my boyfriend while watching Mike and Louis perform a masterpiece of a cockjob. The friction between the two cocks and massive loads shot was a true inspiration.
by MarieRamsey October 29, 2005
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cockjockery

Cockjockery is the basic behavior engaged in by people who are termed "cockjockeys." These cockjockeys are similar to their distant cousins, horse jockeys, but while jockeying horses is a strenuous sport and a demanding career, jockeying cocks is mainly an unnecessary exercise in personal degradation and worthless intercourse. It's similar to asshattery and is often confused with it, but there are certain earmarks which distinguish the two, the most common being the desire to loopback the offender in the case of cockjockery, as opposed to the desire to administer a lensmanning/goatseing in the case of asshattery.

Please keep in mind that this is almost never used interchangeably with buttsechs, which can be a physical expression of two people's deep and abiding love for one another.
The cockjockery routinely indulged in by that prissy little bitch is beyond belief.
by bone July 20, 2004
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cockjockey

"That cock runs fast when he has a good cock jockey riding him"
by Truckle August 24, 2003
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cockboy

"dude have you seen jared lately? he is turning into such a cockboy!"
yeah i know, he must have picked that up from his old boss dave!
by kenneth kenny keniff December 13, 2008
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cockjobbery

Noun: the act of saying something extremely silly. Taken from the term cock job.

Also can be said as knobjockery.
Ronald IV of Uddington: "Harold, will you stop your incessant cockjobbery and listen to me"
by Nickhasl55 May 20, 2008
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cockjock

A person, normally named Chris, who likes to ride another man's cock, sort of how a jocky rides his horse.
Chris is a giant cockjock, I believe he may winthe cocktucky dirty one day.
by Dr. Vontinkleberry October 29, 2003
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cockjob

(a) describing an annoying, backstabbing, shit-talking, egotistical, self-centered loser who will never turn pro in his or her favorite sport.
1. That cockjob showed up to baseball practice an hour early, even the coaches weren't there!

2. God he's such a cockjob, I never want to hang out with him again.
by Mark Lenington March 17, 2004
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