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Cockgobbler

One who enjoys munching or consuming cock. Any cock will do, but if this individual is a ballwasher (see definition) then they now will only gobble high dollar cock (ie bosses, managers, corporate people) Usually these individuals have no other motivation other then liking cock to be a cockgobbler.
"Jared is such a cockgobbling ballwasher. All he does all day is wash and gobble."
by Govenor Tarkin February 23, 2004
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cockgoblin

Term used for some who acts the fool.

Word can describe someone that fucks someone else over.

Term used for someone acting like a bitch.
"You're a fucking cockgoblin dude."

"Cockgoblin narc bitch."
by Shane Mac. December 20, 2004
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Cockgoblin

Someone who consumes massive amounts of penis.

There is only one cockgoblin residing in the U.S today.
Originally known as Kis the cockgoblin he now goes by the handle of Chris Kaufman of Houston Tx.
Beware the next cock that he goes after may be your own
Have you seen that Cockgoblin Chris?
by King Guerilla October 4, 2008
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cock gobblin

derived from old mystical woodsmen tellings, that explained unexplainable penis disappearances, of a creature conceived when a chicken mates with a gobblin that has an unhealthy appetite for penises. And this creature would sneak into their dwellings after dusk and harvest their penises for a very bland consumption. But in all reality it was just the woodsmen sleepwalking and chopping off each others penises.
Son: "Dad!!! My penis has mysteriously disappeared!!!! What could have caused this to happen?"
Woodsmen: "Son. It must have been a cock gobblin."
by Woodsmen May 25, 2009
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Cockgobbler

One who gobbles cock, either for fun or simply for the semen.
Jay_Are is such a cockgobbler!
by Jay_Are October 27, 2009
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S.O.W. [cockgobbler]

Slut on wheels, a girl who takes the word skank to a whole new level.
S.O.W. cockgobbler "That girl slept with an entire hockey team...total S.O.W."
by Benny Forrest Kennedy January 9, 2009
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Cockwombling

Loosing heavily in a game of fifa that you may as well be a cockwomble.
Leo - another 5-0 win for me.
Kristoph - yea this has been such a cockwombling
by Frendlee December 20, 2018
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