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Cockaroni Pizza

N. A sexual innuendo referring to a nasty slice of penis, this innuendo is usually thrown at people while inside of a car inebriated. Also can be used to attract fat chicks in a house party, especially in Fort Collins
Me: Hey Shamoo Sally, you want some cockaroni pizza tonight?

Shamoo Sally: Not tonight, I'm feeling some high self esteem coming on.

Me: That's too bad, my buddy Andy and I were going to throw in a two for one special.

Shamoo Sally: Well in that case, I'll call some of my largely obese and highly depressed friends.
by Migrodamus October 16, 2009
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Cockeroy

Holy shit thats a cockeroy!
by John12345657 November 16, 2010
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cockaroni

Noun. American. 2005.

Synonym for jackass tool dickhead doofus ass clown or any other similar perjorative term meant to indicate an individual, typically male, who lacks intelligence, hipness, or is otherwise notably out of step with immediate social norms.
"Did you see that guy squeel his tires in the parking lot as he peeled out for the JV softball girls? What a total fucking cockaroni, dude."
by Marty March 9, 2005
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Poonis Woonis Eat Ass Cockoonis

An ancient chant recited by the Woonis Clan at nightfall to butt rape the angry dumpling demons of the west (the Boolah) to keep them away so they can no longer steal their children’s pubes.
*Woonis child is being crotch shaved by Boolah demons*

Town Chiefs: “Poonis Woonis Eat Ass Cockoonis! Nigger spirits begone!”
by PoonisHead December 4, 2020
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cockernet

Like the titernet, but:

The internet as seen by a (gay) guy with some time alone.
Saturday night I have by myself, so I generally porn about on the cockernet.
by Ashley Sykes March 18, 2008
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Cokerocity

1. The essence of bestial courage and superhuman abilities, only found in the forsaken caverns of the Coker heart.

2. An event of apocalyptic proportions upon the existence of superhuman abilities in a quiet suburban setting.

3. The instinct of being courageous, awesome, and righteous at any given moment.
Bro Beans my Cokerocity was goin so hard last night!
by Dizzaclease January 20, 2012
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cockarona

The dance a man does when hes scratching his balls
I was doing the cockarona in the kitchen and my mom got really pissed at me.
by Big booty pianos April 15, 2020
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