When you have a watch and don't tell someone the time when they really want to know for no reason what so ever.
Andrew: Hey Jake, what time is it?
Jake: (has a watch) I have no idea...sorry
Andrew: Come on man don't be clockblocking me
Jake: (has a watch) I have no idea...sorry
Andrew: Come on man don't be clockblocking me
by Boof Casper August 22, 2011
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Smashing your male genitalia with a heavy stone/rock and screaming in pain, 'cause let's admit it, how fucking dumb are you?
Smashing your male genitalia with a heavy stone/rock and screaming in pain, 'cause let's admit it, how fucking dumb are you?
A guy decides he'll be cockrocking himself in front of a random-ass girl
"YO dude Axel just cockrocked himself in front of Jessica!"
"BROOOOOO, he's literally built different broo"
"YO dude Axel just cockrocked himself in front of Jessica!"
"BROOOOOO, he's literally built different broo"
by PHALLUSCALLUS October 18, 2020
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Get the cockshocking mug.1. When you cockblock but unknowlingly do it
2. To interrupt a private moment or conversation with two people by accident or unintentionally
3.To make up for your accidental cockblocking afterwards you say U.A.C.
2. To interrupt a private moment or conversation with two people by accident or unintentionally
3.To make up for your accidental cockblocking afterwards you say U.A.C.
Friend:Man you totally ruined me and Jesse's convo,i was about to get her number.Cockblocker!
Friend:My fault U.A.C.(Unintentional Accidental Cockblocking)
Friend: Alright man its cool then
Friend:My fault U.A.C.(Unintentional Accidental Cockblocking)
Friend: Alright man its cool then
by Sneakermandan July 18, 2010
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crabman" sperm bank (even lounder)
Randy: collin has a small fallis (lounder)
Earl: BALLSACK :teacher hears it and sends him ou
everbody laughs while the teacher trys and controls the class who by now are all doing it
teacher: ohhh stop cockknocking
crabman" sperm bank (even lounder)
Randy: collin has a small fallis (lounder)
Earl: BALLSACK :teacher hears it and sends him ou
everbody laughs while the teacher trys and controls the class who by now are all doing it
teacher: ohhh stop cockknocking
by manbeasthunter June 14, 2006
Get the cockknocking mug.Adding a retarded programme on a friend's computer so he sees flying dicks on his screen and his computer is fucking blocked. yeah.. really.
Yuks is a cockblocking legend.
by The Flying Dick November 10, 2009
Get the cockblocking mug.The act of publicly inviting someone (typically via social media) to suck your dick and then blocking them, presumably before getting your dick sucked.
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