Cockikaze

A desperate and extreme act of cockblocking, based on the kamikaze principle of self-destruction as an offensive technique. Cockikaze is the act of cockblocking with such power and zeal that you not only prevent others from getting any, but yourself as well. Can also be used as a title for anyone performing a cockikaze act, or as an adjective for extraordinary and reckless cockblocking behavior.

As a noun: "We gotta clear this party out before mom and dad get back. I'm gonna do a cockikaze; the dudes will leave if we can drive all the chicks out; none of them hoes are bangable anyway."

As a title: "Good evening, ladies and gentlemen! My name is Commander Cockikaze, and I'm licensed and certified in the art of cockblocking. That means I'll be making sure nobody gets laid tonight, myself included!"

As an adjective: "This party is a complete clusterfuck. I had these two hotties on my jock, then some douchebag went totally cockikaze and tried to felch the neighbors' dog, and all the chicks left. Now it's a sausage fest!"

by Admiral Viggo August 8, 2014

cockamated

Out of whack, misaligned, screwed up.

Variation of the word "cockamamie".

Dave: Hey Diana, what seems to be the problem?

Diana: I can't seem to get the paper loaded in the printer the right way. My print jobs keep coming out all cockamated.

by Sleepy Woodchuck September 6, 2013

cockatizer

The release of droplets of pre-cum while you are receiving oral sex that is dribbled down the givers throat with no gaging whatsoever

Last night my girl gave the most amazing oral sex you could imagine and I slipped her a cockatizer to feed her appetite

by gwts44 December 17, 2016

Cockamaemae

The stuff used when filling in gaps or holes on walls need to wear gloves and face mask may explode on contact

I need to fill that hole with cockamaemae

by 3heads October 6, 2022

Cockakle

Exotic penile storage bed. Ie. Where you put your cock when you out of town

My side chick is my person cockakle

by Rudebwai91 January 22, 2023

Cockarazzi

Paparazzi for someone who has a beautiful penis, a genuinely beautiful penis. Women obsess over fucking and taking pictures and showing her friends, or shooting porn with this beautiful cock, they would be the cockarazzi. Men with cockarazzi have no problem getting any female they want, as they tend to fall at his feet.

Beautiful cock - "Dude, I pulled up to her house to fuck and she went all cockarazzi on me"
Friend - "Forreal bro , what happened !?"

Beautiful cock - "She loved my dick so much she took a photo and sent it to the groupchat and then begged to shoot a movie"

by sinisterselene January 16, 2026