by Sastwatch August 22, 2007
Refers to the near-blind, slightly wild appearance of a German arthouse actress after receiving a double-barrelled blast of sex-wee...
"Max und Helmut haff unloaded zer helmets on Inge's eyelids - now she looks like der fuckink Cock Mess Monster, Ja!"
by Mr Marky November 08, 2007
Any teenage boy who is always looking for some big tasty cock to eat. You can sometimes distinguish them buy just hearing there name, like, "nathan" or "dakari" "sometimes even "jake", "ryan", or a big one, "thom" Cock Hungry Monsters are not just limited to these names, there is a much wider variety of people and names even going into other races.
Some pick up lines include, "hey, whats up?" or "Hey, I gotta go to the bathroom, wanna come with me?" "Im hungry does someone have some cock to feed me?"
Some pick up lines include, "hey, whats up?" or "Hey, I gotta go to the bathroom, wanna come with me?" "Im hungry does someone have some cock to feed me?"
George: That cock hungry monster is always trying to fuck his twin brother.
Albert: Wow, that sounds pretty gay.
Albert: Wow, that sounds pretty gay.
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by stevenbleven May 15, 2003
An extremely huge penis.
With her captive tied naked to her bed the evil Wicked Wanda gazed down on Agent Long with an evil smirk, as she fondled and squeezed his incredible monster cock.
by barefeet98 December 19, 2008
" My monster Cock sucks... I cant even wear my favorite jeans anymore without looking like i have a long tumor on my leg.
by Knoledge MasterWoman August 26, 2004