coca-cola

A carbonated drink that is popular with primary school kids who don't know any better. Possibly the best toilet bleach/silver cleaner/nail dissolver ever invented.

"Toilet's blocked"
"Hang on. I'll get the Coke"

by Snake August 31, 2005

Coca-Cola

the best drink that ever existed and everyone on this planet should drink. everyone should drink coca cola because it is so great and the taste is so amazing. also don't forget to use code Raulxz when buying coca cola.

I bought Coca-Cola and i used code Raulxz

by Raulxz October 2, 2020

Coca-Cola

A nasty ass drink that sucks dirty man balls but everyone seems to love.

Every one and there mother including jasmine loves Coca-Cola even though it sucks dirty man balls

by pandoras box cutter June 18, 2011

Coca-cola

Coca-cola is the Devil's piss.

Coca-cola rots teeth and causes gastric problems.

by Captain Vimto July 10, 2004

coca-cola

American company currently killing people in India with its new factory, by draining all local water supplies and dumping polluted residue next to surrounding villages.

Coca-Cola kills people in India. And also turns people into fat bastards.

by Baby Fat Head February 13, 2004

coca-cola

A nasty soda that taste like chalk. A highy crosive soda that can disintegrate a nail, and even a t-bone steak. in a matter of days. Also causes Osteoporose. Also refured to as croke-a-cola, joke-a-cola, and corsive cola.

Man: Give me a coca-cola.
Bar Tender: Here, this is all I've got. *Hands man a Pepsi*
Man: I said coke!
Bar Tender: I said this is all I've got!
Man: what kind of place doesn't have coke?
Bar Tender: Go to McDonalds of you want a god damn coke.
Man: *tries Pepsi* Wow! This is really good. I'll take 2 more please.
Bar Tender: You got it!

by Fo Da Shitz August 31, 2006

Coca-Cola

a drink that looks like sluge and tastes like it 2. takes EXACTLY the same as pepsi. they are the same thing

fuck coke. give me something w/ flavor, like sprite

by Cola_Sux August 10, 2004