Cobbing

The male version of vabbing. When a guy wants to attract partners but wants to go au naturel or has no money, they will take a bit of their pre-cum and use it like a cologne. This uses their natural pheromones to attract a sexual partner.

Heading to the bar tonight to hook up, but I'm broke so I just did a little cobbing before going.

by gekkman May 15, 2023

On the Cob

Something so corny it's still on the cob.

"Damn he was being really corny today..."
"Real shit though. He was on the cob."

"Tell me why this test is on the cob."

by OntheCob November 19, 2012

Cobbing

Using Corn on the cob as sexual toy on girl, then after her climax, he eats it.

that girl is down for some good Cobbing!

by Cobber for life April 3, 2011

Cob On It

Synonym of the phrase “send it”. To do without regard of consequence or outcome.

Friend “Why are you speeding towards that ramp?”

Me “Sometimes you just have to cob on it.”

by 5.9 Magnum V8 October 22, 2018

Cob

A slang word to define a stiff penis, referencing a cob of corn

Joel: bro Ever since I sucked that girls tits I’ve had a throbbing cob dude!
Landon: yeah dog I can see it, that shits about to rip your pants!
boner hard-on stiffy

by Joelyrolleypolleyolley January 17, 2018

cob

The cardboard tube at the center of the toilet paper roll. The word is possibly derived from the folk custom of wiping one's ass on corn husks or corn cobs, though it is uncommon to perform this operation with a cardboard cob.

My kid needed cardboard tubes for her school craft project, so we used the cobs from our toilet paper rolls.

by Mr. Weebitzy December 7, 2013

Cobbed

To get cobbed is to be smooth talked into having a penis inserted into you anus as its a good idea, only to realize when it's in your actually getting shafted by the man.

Damn eBay just cobbed the hell out of me, with there price increase.

by Captain Spanky July 20, 2006