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Cobrashark

The Cobrashark is eclectic and thrives on being self- sufficient in all things aesthetically pleasing. Often masked without explanation, this individuals interests include sharks, the lost art of chivalry, and aerodynamics in facial hair. Cobrasharks are consistently elusive and often become an object of affection to those who enjoy a good balance of honey and venom. The enigmatic mystery that is the Cobrashark is endangered, but lives in the moment, relying on shark-a-tactics to preserve its own position in society.
"I'm leaving you, for Cobrashark."
by Cobrashark February 3, 2010
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Toilet cobra

A shit so large and long it coils in the toilet bowl like a cobra.
Jesus Dave left the biggest toilet cobra I have ever seen. Next time flush it!
by Cubby460 May 24, 2013
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Cobra Kai

The baddest badass dojo in the Valley.

If you are a Cobra Kai you'll win some high school babes. You never know, you might get one that's on the cover of Playboy later on in life
Never fuck with Tory one mistake and you're fucked

Why is that

Because she is part of the Cobra Kai dojo. Don't step near her or she'll knock your teeth in
by JohnCole420 February 8, 2021
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COBRA COBRA COBRA

Warning call from male secret service agents to female secret service agents that Joe Biden is on the move, naked heading for the swimming pool while he was vice president.
COBRA COBRA COBRA, Celtic is on the move, clear passage to pool.
by 79Jupiters May 2, 2020
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Blunt Cobra

First became popular with his hit song 'SQUIDWARDS NOSE' and with the album '3am at Dennys' all of his songs are produced by Lil Shlong also known as Smallie Bigs, The Notorious Small, Sleezy L Greezzy , and BC
by LGREEZZY August 9, 2017
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Cabraske

A goober that cry’s itself to sleep because it didn’t get its chicken nuggets
Jimmy was being a Cabraske because he didn’t get Mc Donald’s yesterday
by Keba Boooks July 7, 2021
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Mustang Cobra

The best all around performing mustang built by Fords SVT department. It was produced in limited numbers depending on the year. The most popular and sought after are the '93, '93 cobra R, 2000 Cobra R, 2003/2004 Cobra's aka terminator. There is also the GT500's but in my opinion they fall into another category.
That mustang cobra is bad ass. It just smoked that piece of shit honda.
by Svt Junkie March 10, 2009
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