The metamorphic transition of a cluster fuck, going beyond your wildest expectations. An event you knew was going to be bad, but exceeded everything you envisioned this cluster fuck to be in epic proportions.
"After wrestling for an hour with Lurch's virus-laden computer for the fifth time this month, I quickly realized this was turning into a jumbo cluster fuck."
by Fiftyslam February 18, 2010
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Not to be confused with a flavor of the popular candy bar "Cluster Fuck"
Not to be confused with a flavor of the popular candy bar "Cluster Fuck"
by Tobyz911 February 24, 2011
Get the cunt-munching-cluster-fuck mug.This is of apparent military derivation, American usage: a situation that is so balled up it is beyond description.
The recruits were given the command "To the Rear, March." Half of them kept going, a few went to the rear, and the rest just stood there.
by J. Bethancourt September 13, 2003
Get the Mongolian Cluster Fuck mug.When there are too many people in a confined space, all of whom have no idea what they are doing. When this happens in a nunnery, it's called a Cloister Fuck.
Any retail establishment on the day after Thanksgiving (Black Friday) is a cluster fuck of the grandest proportions.
by Weehawk30 September 5, 2006
Get the A Cluster Fuck mug.military use: a situation where nothing will go right, casaulties will occur, evac will not happen, often engineered by the stupid.
"The Bradley got brewed up at the same time inbound arty started dropping, and the whole deal turned into a giant cluster fuck.
by Brian H March 14, 2002
Get the cluster fuck mug.''Colonel Cluster Fuck'' is a name given to ex-president George W Bush by YouTuber; The Tourettes Guy.
by meeme master November 5, 2017
Get the Colonel Cluster Fuck mug.Traffic today in downtown NYC was nearly impossible to get through. Talk about a double barrel cluster fuck!
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by Halfbreed Hammer November 10, 2015
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