Clusterfuck

A word used to describe a generally terrible situation.
(primarily used by fans of Sam O'Nella Academy) A word used to describe the deteriorating situation of South Sudan.

What a load of clusterfuck.

by Cyan_on_the_dictionary February 24, 2022

Clusterfuck

Originally: Genetically compromised offspring proportedly the result of multiple male partners with one female. Hence, Cluster Fuck. Similar to Stupid, Disorganised, Loser, Tosser. A hopeless case. Sometimes shorteded to 'Cluster'.

Interchangeable with GO FUCK, FUCK OFF, FUCK UP, FUCK OFF, BALLS UP.

Derivation: Military

Also refers to a hopelessly compromised situation.

Example: James failed the public service entrance exam three times. What a clusterfuck! (often contracted to 'What a cluster!')

Example: When on exercise, they were ordered to turn the camouflage net over to be the same as all the others. Pity it didnt match the surrounds. What a clusterfuck (gofuck, fuckoff, fuckup, ballup, cluster!

by sociopath9 April 15, 2009

Clusterfuck

Government. Also can be used to described management or any chaotic situation involving many people. AKA "clusters".

The United States Government is a clusterfuck.

by yourmomlovesmyjohnson09 December 15, 2010

Clusterfuck

The Ontario Government's response to COVID-19

"Hey, did you see the clusterfuck today?"

"Oh God, what did that tubby tyrant do this time"

by dariengordon June 11, 2021

Clusterfuck

a large amount ; several

A Clusterfuck of knowlege

by echoxofxdusk March 27, 2011

Clusterfuck

An annoyingly large group of people or things.

Hannah, lets get out of this clustefuck!

Alex is stuck in a huge clusterfuck of people.

by Alexander Clusterfuck July 30, 2009

Clusterfuck

A cluster of horny swingers engaged in group sex, in a swingers club, in a safe and consensual environment. Or for the more cultured of you a giant Gang Bang.

We went to the local swingers club at the weekend and had a wonderful time as we got involved in the Clusterfuck and see of bodies.

by Si and Jane February 4, 2019