cluelessality

it is being in the reality of the realization that you are clueless

Jumping in the middle of a discussion, her cluelessality on the topic was overwhelming

by mymint87 January 11, 2011

chupeter

(verb) to walk quickly without running. The 'ch' is pronounced like the 'ch' in 'Loch'

We need to chupeter back to the car to hear the footy results

by laurafrobisher October 22, 2013

Cluedo

When in the morning after houseparty you find your friend in the middle of the living room laying on the floor with his ass up in the air and a destroyed butthole. Then you have to discover who murdered his asshole like a game of Cluedo.

Damn, looks like someone buried his dick in Kevin's ass. Discover who did it will be like a game of Cluedo.

by Dabutex June 2, 2020

clopen

Clopen is the act of closing at work one day and opening the next day.

Dude, Monday and Tuesday are gonna suck because I have to pull a clopen. I'm off at midnight and have to be back in at 8.

by JK651 January 9, 2007

cluse

Short for the term recluse, refering to someone who is anti-social or prefers solitude over the company of friends.

"Dang, Paul didn't go out last night, he's such a cluse"

by Lance Johnson June 12, 2005

clopen

In retail closing shifts often end between 9 and midnight and opening shifts start between 7 and 9 am. A clopen is a portmanteau of closing one night and then opening the next morning, thus having as little as eight hours to eat, sleep, and shower between shifts. Depending on the kind of retail and the hours involved, clopens can be a mild annoyance or a brutal test of human endurance.

I'd love to hang out tomorrow night, but I'm clopening, so I won't get home until midnight and then need to be up at six am~

by DexRicon July 7, 2009

cluebat

A metaphorical bat used to 'beat some sense into' someone who is blatantly stupid

some guy just tried to install 'crack_hotmail_passwords.exe' and he wonders why his machine is full of crap. someone needs to beat him with a cluebat.

by lee August 7, 2003