(noun) Any gathering of two or more women who begin to talk loudly and nonsensically over one another about useless things, much the same as a group of chickens clucks wildly and noisily, without exchanging any actual knowledge or really accomplishing anything at all.
Mark: "Hey, you hearin' this noise in the next room? What the fuck are all those broads yelling about?"
Steve: "Engagement rings or some shit. Total fuckin' cluckfest in there."
Steve: "Engagement rings or some shit. Total fuckin' cluckfest in there."
by Decguy1 December 30, 2011
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"So the job was a total cluster fu..." Thad stopped himself, eyeing his 3 year old daughter watching him intently, "...fuster cluck."
by Scary Mike June 10, 2004
Get the fuster cluck mug.1 : a word or dialect that is hard to pronounce and master.
2 : an object that is hard to operate. Usually oddly shaped, heavy, and oddly proportioned in respect to it's user; or it's intended purpose. Irregular in nature; often Problematic.
3 : the gestalt of an object, usually consisting of huge bits (kinda like chunks) in reference to it's manifest.
2 : an object that is hard to operate. Usually oddly shaped, heavy, and oddly proportioned in respect to it's user; or it's intended purpose. Irregular in nature; often Problematic.
3 : the gestalt of an object, usually consisting of huge bits (kinda like chunks) in reference to it's manifest.
1. It's a clunky program to learn.
2. You don't need a clunky pot that size to frie an egg.
3. Hard to be percice with the clunky tool.
2. You don't need a clunky pot that size to frie an egg.
3. Hard to be percice with the clunky tool.
by Ari Jamali November 22, 2006
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by Mike August 26, 2003
Get the cluckhead mug.a drug addict who doesn't possess the monetary means to support their habit. A "cluck" will often try to scrounge drugs, or small amounts of money to buy drugs, from anyone they know. When they engage in this behavior, the resemble chickens that cluck, peck, and scratch for any morsel of food they can find.
by merikafuckyea April 30, 2015
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guy2- ''A ski bike.''
guy1- ''Well cluck me sideways keri what will they come up with next''
guy2- ''A ski bike.''
guy1- ''Well cluck me sideways keri what will they come up with next''
by ngapiko January 17, 2011
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