Clumpy Cum

The viscous ejaculation from a dehydrated man, that looks more like glue than cum

Baby, no one likes clumpy cum .... have a drink

by Darryl Warren February 26, 2007

Cumby's

Cumberland Farms. A convenience store. Drunk people have been known to stumble there for icecream to put in their mudslides.

Go to Cumby's and git me some o' dem there fudgesickles.

by thegrandchawhee April 7, 2010

clumber

to be squished or walked into abruptly

"Hey jerk, watch where your fucking walking, you almost clumbered me"

by Dalice <3 December 9, 2008

clumsy heart

when you fall for someone way to easily

"i turn and trip on my clumsy heart (i always trip) on my clumsy heart" --The Matches

by John Katards May 20, 2009

clumberbuster

this is when everything that can go wrong, does go wrong.

my interview was such a clumberbuster

by #catlover June 14, 2016

Clumbersome

A mix of clumsy and cumbersome. Some know it all at work made it up, thinking he was smart when he said...

I could barely pick up that box. I feel so clumbersome.

by Hot Kitty August 25, 2007

clumsyfuck

A fucking extremely clumsy person, often only reserved for the maker of clumsy errors made under pressure or in front of an audience.

That clumsyfuck of a waiter dropped the entire tray at Madonna's table.

That stupid bitch-she fell down the steps during the play.
What a clumsyfuck

by Riff1771 February 24, 2008