clucking like a chicken

To rant incoherantly while under the influence of a stimulant narcotic, such as amphetamines.

On Day Seven of the meth ride, Chester was clucking like a chicken.

by Uncle Beasley April 22, 2006

caulking

The act of having one's asshole filled to the rim with seaman.

Did you see the porn where pornstar polly asked for and received a caulking?

by slicksal October 19, 2006

clucking joe

fucking hoe

person 1: fucking hoe
person 2: no no no
person 3: what did she say
person 2: clucking joe

by cluckingjoe#1 June 6, 2018

clucking

Being so desperate for something, you are basically going cold turkey.

Once again, Andrew found himself clucking for a sexual encounter but alas no joy :(

by The wordsmith May 26, 2005

clucking

The act of choking on a large penis while performing oral sex.

I have an 11 inch cock. Every person who blows me ends up clucking.

by Cluckster February 23, 2011

Macaulay Caulking

masturbating in the bathroom while your roommates are out and are unsure of when they'll return; IE, maturbating while home alone.
Pun on the word "caulking" (pronounced "call-king"), the rubbery silicone sealant around tubs and sinks.

roommate: What the hell were you doing in the bathroom when I got home? You were in there for a while.
deviant: Oh just Macaulay Caulking the bathtub tiles... you didn't leave a note so I didn't know when you'd be home.
roomate: gross

by Donkeyfly August 26, 2013

caulking

to shit on the toilet, between the seat and the base, so the seat is stuck to the base... with poop.

Caulking - Some douchebag caulked my toilet, I sat on it, and poo squished out like a reverse oreo. Double stuffed.

by BingCon10 May 16, 2010