Conshitterate

When you are considerate enough to use air freshener and/or fart fan after dropping massive duece in office or home setting.

Man, at least Dave was conshitterate after that ginormous dump he took by using the air freshener.

by mediumdave22 March 5, 2011

clownshoes

1.) One who tries too hard to gain the social acceptance of others.

2.) One who has made a terrible mistake.

also see tool

1.)
guy 1: "Hey guys, you guys hanging out? Can I hang out? We can go to the movies or to see a band play or to the mall or..."
guy 2: "Fuck off clownshoes."

2.)
guy 1: "Sorry for losing our winning lottery ticket."
guy 2: "Fuck off clownshoes."

by u-e March 31, 2005

fucking clownshoes

refering to someone that makes a useless comment or does something so stupid that normal flame words are not good enough.

please think before you every say something again you fucking clownshoes. :)

by dynamic.johnny5 July 30, 2006

Clowntits

A girl with huge nipples resembling a clown's nose.

Look at those clowntits

by sds October 3, 2004

clown shit

Mc Donald's, from Ronald, plain and simple.

Smells like clown shit in here! (meaning someone is eating or has eaten Mc Donald's, and it smells like it)

by pctv September 16, 2007

Clown Shit

noun. The work product that necessarily results from three months of alcohol-laden procrastination, followed by 96 hours of unremitting inscription. While exceedingly colorful and lengthy, it is nonetheless composed purely of fecal matter.

After pining away for 4 miserable days in the library, Josh was able to turn in 50 pages of clown shit.

by JBWalkWalk July 25, 2008

clownshoes

1) A hopeless loser. An awkward, unattractive, and otherwise inept individual. Also known as a powertool.

2) A nickname for someone with the initials "C" and "S."

1) Way to miss the game-winning shot, clownshoes.

2) Hey ClownShoes, what's up?

by Whohah April 25, 2003