clownvestite

A clown whose gender cannot be identified, or, a transexual with way too much makeup on.

I was in the village when I was attacked by a gaggle of clownvestites.

by milkfingers November 18, 2009

fuckface von clownstick

Donald Trump's birth-name.

"Hey dude, did you hear Donald Trump's birthname?" "No, what is it?" "Fuckface von Clownstick."

by Ephara July 1, 2014

clonesturbation

The act of cloning ones self and then sexually pleasuring the clone.
Also see Clone-fucking.

Once Bob got a cloning machine he spent the entire day engaging in clonesturbation

by N.K. June 13, 2006

clownfish

Someone who is a joke, or silly.

Tim is a clownfish for overusing 'clownfish'.

by dec0de July 17, 2006

Clownese

a) The Language of Clowns

b) A language that was concocted by management (Clowns), thus "Clownese". It is generally reserved for management and management's minions.

c) Management Speak; terms, buzz words, jargon, and lingo used by management. A language created by the Clowns within an organization, which are usually the management.

c) The incompetant non-sensical drivel that filters down from upper management; the impenetrable fog of stupidity and bullshit spewed forth by management.

d) A language that normal entry level workers with common sense cannot comprehend because they don't speak Stupid.

"The boss makes no sense. I wish I spoke Clownese."

"This whole operations and procedures manual is written in Clownese."

by kitten78 April 23, 2010

Clownfishing

When a person changes there gender to be the opposite of whoever they're dating.

Mike: "Yo do you know what happened to Greg and James being a couple?"
Brad: "Yeah Greg changed genders to be a female, and is now Brittany."
Mike: "Bro what Greg is clownfishing now?
Brad: "yeah I guess"

by penishand March 8, 2022

clownlet

A tranny whom is short in stature

I saw a clownlet hanging around the school talking to kids

by AnonDoxy April 13, 2023