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Cloudy Cock

When you're cloud watching and you see a cloud shaped like a penis. That's called a cloudy cock
Person 1: "Hey look, that cloud is shaped like a dick"

Person 2: "Haha yeah, it's a cloudy cock"
by cloudycocksRus August 7, 2021
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The Cloudy Monocle

John: That vagrant over there just gave me the cloudy monocle...

Roger: Like he handed you a vintage piece of eyewear?

John: No he fucking jizzed in my fucking eye!
by PolarKingBear January 2, 2010
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Sweety Cloudy

a phrase or nickname used to describe individual named 'Cloud' in a derogatory or mocking manner to annoy or frustrate the individual.
A random individual Hey Sweety Cloudy hope your having a nice day!
by anonymous January 13, 2022
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Clowny

Clowny is a white eyed freak with freaky, long teeth who psychologically kills his victims. He usually targets teenagers. He lives on fear and the more scared you are of him, the more the chance that he will get you.

He is believed to psychologically and mentally torture his victims to the point of no return, when they lose their minds. One victim, Irwin Papadopoulos, did nothing but stare at the roof and continuously laugh. He had to be put to sleep at Auckland City Hospital, New Zealand. He was described as someone who "completely lost his mind, who stared up at the ceiling all day and laughed uncontrollably. His eyes were terrified, you could tell he didn't want to laugh, but his mouth was smiling, he just kept laughing."

The most recent victims were supposedly in Toronto, Ontario, Canada, the Masbate Islands in the Phillipines and Melbourne, Victoria, Australia.
Girl 1: I think Clown's out to get me.
Girl 2: (Screams)

Guy 1: Dude, I got a missed call 3 days ago. Do you think it's Clowny?
Guy 2: Hell yeah brah, I don't want nothing to do with you no more!
by Gargle9861827172092212 August 5, 2012
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Clowey

The most beautiful girl you will ever meet. She is always there for you when she needs you. If you don't have a best friend named Clowey you are missing out. Clowey is kind, caring, loving, and gorgeous. You will never meet anyone like her. She is one in a million.
Boy 1- Dayum... Who's that girl? She's gorgeous.

Boy 2- That's Clowey. She's the best.
by hizqueen_18 June 3, 2018
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clowder

a group of cats such as house cats or wild ones
"There's a clowder of cats"
by jnny April 14, 2005
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vloody cloody

Making friends, not being scared to make a fool of yourself, being giddy and sharing adventures. Silliness

a rallying call for 'internet weirdos' at various festivals. We have long camped under the vloody cloody flag and invariably, whenever you shout out those words you'll end up talking to some random or other.
just go to a UK festival and shout "vloody cloody" - see what happens... at worst, you will get a great chance to laugh at yourself. At best, you might meet some of these weird and yet wonderful people: http://vloodycloody.com
by Lady Jane January 9, 2009
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