Clooney it

To "Clooney it" is one's decision to avoid starting a family for the rest of his/her life.

A: "Don't you want to have a family"
B: "Nah, I think i'm just going to "Clooney it"
A: "I don't think he's happy about being alone"
B: "Of course he is, don't be silly"

by CorpSE August 26, 2013

George Clooney

To take a shit caused by a "Perfect Storm" formed inside one's body.

Ugh, George Clooney. Must be from all that PBR and pizza. I'll be back in 5 minutes.

by PGHSBuck April 27, 2011

Clooney

The act of going down on a girl that hasn't recently shaved and the appearance and feel is what it must be like to kiss George Clooney with his 5 o'clock shadow.

"I went down on this chick, she needed to shave, it was a total Clooney."

by Bdizzle562 October 28, 2009

george clooney

a guy who looks 50, but really is only 42. he even mentions it in oceans twelve.

Danny Ocean: How old do you think I am?
Robber friend: 48? 52?
<Danny is astonished>

by gracie April 21, 2005

george clooney

The worst Batman in history,only selected for the role because his huge chin fits the suit.

Man : batman and robin sucks!.
Friend : thats because they took george clooney for the role.

by eldarman January 7, 2005

Clooneyface

A person, usually a celebrity, whose appearance is so irritating that it makes passerby want to punch them in the face. Named after the person with the strongest Clooneyface known to man, George Clooney.

"Damn, Mark Wahlberg has such a fucking Clooneyface. He needs to get hit. Hard"

by _Rick Ross_ February 12, 2010

clooneying

Trying to advance/escalate an affair or physical relationship by recklessly showing up unannounced at the home of the object of your lust that you've decided is something more. (As with George Clooney's character from Up in the Air.)

"I have a blast with him, but his messages lately have me worrying that I might be in for a clooneying."

"Look, I like you, but DO NOT clooney me and blow up my life."

by RyanBingham February 18, 2013