clambronio

a container in which you keep marijuana. can also be used for containing smoking apparatuses and other smoke related extensions

Dude go find my clambronio so we can start watching Grandma's Boy!

by Captain Boots October 26, 2011

Climb out of my ass

To stop being ridiculouse and to get off of someone's case and leave them alone and go back to the hole they crawled out of

Mom: "I don't like the lack of parental supervision.."

Selena "can you climb out of my ass??"

by Jdmhondacivic September 28, 2014

Social Climber

Someone who attempts to climb social classes, usually in regard to popularity, in order to seem cooler and/or more popular themselves. These people will go to any extent to make it to the top, even destroy former friendships.

Person 1: Did you see the invite list to Jimmy's party?

Person 2: Yeah I did, it was so random, it looked like a strange group.

Person 1: Yeah well he invited Chuck and his group.

Person 2: Really? What a social climber. I heard he uninvited Brendan though. Said he was 'too awkward'.

Person 1: That's so dumb, I can't believe that he would do that, talk about throwing your 'friends' under the bus.

by Big Trungus 2000 June 10, 2019

clobberin the gorilla

Masturbation. Spanking the hank. Petting the Porcupine. Choking the Chicken.

Kid: Mommy grandpa's clobberin the gorilla in the bathroom and I have to use it now

Mom: Just wait a minute

*Screaming from a distance*

Grandpa: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

by Seymour Tihts May 17, 2006

trad climber

A climber who is able to look at himself in the mirror and be reasonably okay with the unbathed figure staring back at him.

I've been doing a lot less drugs since I became a trad climber.

by psyched will April 24, 2011

fuck clobbering

An adjective used to describe a joint that's too big for the person smoking it to handle and still function. Coined by Ricky in the Canadian TV show Trailer Park Boys.

"They roll these big fuck clobbering joints."

by Ricky of Sunnyvale September 29, 2011

Tree Climbing

When a woman under 5'2" has a sexual preference for male partners over 6'6" tall.

Damn, look at that Sue. She is so tiny and her new boyfriend is gigantic! I knew she was a gymnast, but I had no idea that she was into tree climbing!

by re:vamp February 1, 2013