cogglefaggot

A man who's brain activity is equivalent to to a teaspoon of human jizz.

You fucking cogglefaggot, why did you put orange juice in your cereal.

by zodiac_man September 3, 2020

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Clogged dump

Not to be confused with a constipated dump, a clogged dump is when there is too much shit to shit out at once. This results in three stages of poop.

1st stage - Turtles (small droplings of shit)
2nd stage - Soggy snakes (Regular shit except soggy)
3rd stage - DIARRHEA

The aftereffects of taking this dump include: a torn anus, choking of the toilet, and a lasting feeling of relief and victory.

After an hour of nothing but sheer will and determination, Mohammed overcame his encounter with a clogged dump.

by 0MNIV0C4TI0N July 5, 2012

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choggle pants

the act of shitting in ones underpants, then exchanging with your partner and wearing them for an extended period of time: result, squishy bliss!

I am really uncomfortable. I have been wearing these choggle pants all day. Or I think I have a rash from wearing choggle pants.

by el dawg May 28, 2006

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Choggles

'Choggles' is a combination of two words, 'China' and 'goggles.' Choggles are similar in function to beer goggles. The main difference is that Choggles are only worn at the point of intoxication - if you have the yellow fever.

Choggles will make all women look of Asian decent, making them fair game for any male suffering the yellow fever.

Dude, I've got the yellow fever really bad. I'm getting a few more drinks from the bar so I can put my Choggles on.

by JRJH January 25, 2011

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