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squat cobbler

When a man sits in a pie, and wiggles himself around.

There are variations, such as crybaby squat which involves tears, and costume squat, where the man wears a costume of choice. There can be combinations of both, but not all pie sitters cry.

Also known as
Hoboken Squat Cobbler
Full Moon Moonpie
Boston Cream Splat
Simple Simon The Ass Man
Dutch Apple Ass
Tecnically they would be categorized as fetish videos, but nothing illegal. Just a man. A fully clothed man I might add, just all by himself. Just Mr. Wormald...Fully clothed....uh....yeah

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Squat Cobbler
by Winchester1214 August 26, 2016
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cobbler top

When a girl wakes up the next morning and realizes she has a crusty top of jizz on her head.
After a long night of partying, the whole sorority woke up with cobbler tops.
by Shizbrowndub December 4, 2013
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Clobber dat dere kirbeh

The call of a mad penguin declaring war on a pink Kirb. Oh and a video on youtube...
Im gonna clobber dat dere kirbeh
- King DeDeDe
by GalaxyDictionary August 13, 2019
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Flop Cobbler

The person who uses a lighter to melt two plastic pieces of a blown out flip flop and makes it whole again
“Hey pone, I blew out a flip flop”. Don’t worry man I come from a long line of flop cobblers... I got you.
by PoneTone August 10, 2018
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Rascal clobber

Either...

1) An outfit which is out of the ordinary, very posh and naughty

2) An outfit which is an utter disgrace to humanity and ones self dignity
1) public school boys in pink chinos, naughty boating shoes, club tie, sports jacket, pipe and air or superiority. RASCAL CLOBBER

2) bloke wearing boxers, sandals and a woman's crop top whilst walking the dog, unbelievable scenes and utter RASCAL CLOBBER
by R. Clobbèr July 19, 2013
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clobberwhopped

To put an absolute punishing on a woman's vagina. Or to lose three straight games in Madden by a score of more than 21 points
"I clobberwhopped Sherry last night."
"Did you hear Grant got clobberwhopped by Pat in Madden last night?" "Yeah Grant's awful at Madden."
by PD&KS October 11, 2007
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Clobbered

Beaten decisively. When applied to a person, it usually refers to a fistfight. Inanimate objects that have been clobbered are unlikely to be repairable.

Synonyms: thrashed, beaten, smashed, destroyed
Urbandictionary.com's reputation is being clobbered by bad definitions.
by rosignol May 17, 2005
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