cloak of honesty

The Cloak of Honesty is an attempt to use truth to protect yourself from the underlying reality of a situation.

You may be seeing someone who feels much more for you than you do for them. By telling them upfront and being very direct that you are not interested in a relationship, and that physical contact will not lead to commitment, technically you are being truthful and honest. However, if you continue physical contact, knowing full well that you are building expectations in their mind despite your words to the contrary, you are "hiding under the cloak of honesty" when you try to convince yourself and others that you are not, in fact, doing anything wrong.

by Charlie O'Donnell March 12, 2005

Cloak fetish

Having a sexual attraction to cloaks. Or when observing someone wearing a cloak in the wind. Can lead to beating your dick into various types of fabric that turn you on.

Damn that nigga over there looks like he has a crazy cloak fetish

by Cloak fucker May 3, 2019

Cloak of shame

A garment or item of cloathing that must be worn by the shamed.

"you have done wrong my son. you must now don the cloak of shame"

by Lee Tatlock February 5, 2004

Cloak Time

Sexual foreplay using a Star Wars Jedi cloak. Reserved for only the most devout fans (ie dorks), the male should wear the cloak and only refer to his penis as his "lightsaber." It is prefered that the woman wear a golden biniki and her hair in buns obviously, but this is not required. At some point during the transition from foreplay to intercourse, the female should tell the male, "May the force be with you." For those who are really kinky, ewoks may be involved.

"Babe-beeee, I'm horny"
"Really? You wanna get out of here for some Cloak time?"

by StanLovesStarWars October 9, 2007

Cloak and Bagger

Sneaking up behind an unsuspecting person and spreading your scrotum over their eyes and head. The cloak and dagger aspect alludes to the secret, covert manoeuvre being perpetrated. The scrotum acts like a cloak to bag ("bagger"), entrap, blind and humiliate your victim.

Ada boy Frank! Give er the old Cloak and Bagger and then break up with her.

by Al-katraz July 27, 2016

Cloak and Dagger Curly

The hidden hair you find inside your glass just as you finish your last drink. You think it's a crack in your glass, but then realize it's on the inside. It's most likely a long lost pube, but even if not, one must assume it is.

Dammit! I just got the cloak and dagger curly. I could almost floss with this thing it's so long.

by Hoobanutta April 5, 2017

cloak closet

What old farts call a coat closet

I'll be happy to hang your jacket in the cloak closet.

by oeMiD January 5, 2014