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Clotted

Beyond the best absolutely amazing, or looking really good.

Sumaya: did you see that boy earlier??

Ruby: yes he was so clotted!!!!!
yes sumaya! you are looking clotted today.
by Ruby.xxxxxxx December 2, 2016
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clitterdick

1.) A penis that is so small that it could be considered a clit

2.) When a woman has an oversize clitoris. So big in fact, that it looks like a dick. A possible, yet unconfirmed reason could be hormone imbalance.

Clitterdicks are known to be prevalent among the softball community.
Dude, I finally got Stacey drunk last night but when I went to eat her out her clitterdick kept going up my nostrils.
by htown87 November 2, 2009
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clittered

How was she?
Clittered.
by TIMGRABER January 23, 2011
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Clitterference

1. The female version of cockblocking.
2. The act of someone preventing two (or more) people from having sexual relations.
"Aw, man! Last night, just when I was about to go down on Sheila, fuckin' Becky just had to knock on the door to run clitterference!"
by CoffeeC4f February 17, 2018
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Clitter dick

When a woman's pants are too tight, her camel toe looks like a dick. This term trended on twitter's trending topic on January 16, 2010 by Shanedawson, a famous YouTuber.
Look at Lady GaGa's Clitter dick!
by ATwitterTwat January 16, 2010
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Clotted Cream

Thick semen that is ejaculated in significant quantity. Typically the cum of a very virile male in his teens and early 20s.
Howard longed for the day when his prostate power enabled him to shoot his load three feet in the air and his ball sack could serve up loads of clotted cream. Now in his 60s, he is happy just to wake up with occasional morning wood and to rub out a little dribble.
by Eaton Holgoode April 24, 2015
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Clittease

A man who likes to lead women on with hints that they could possibly have sex with him, even though he has no intention of ever engaging in sexual intercourse with them.
As he unbuttoned his shirt, then turned off his webcam, Kerry said, "Oh you're such a clittease".
by Peaky69 September 11, 2009
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