clitosaurus

1. The cavernous vagina of barbelzebub that is sure do devour any penus forced to enter turning it into a mangina. 2. A vagina with teeth and breathes fire and has a grey pubic beard.

I wouldn't fuck barbelzebub with your dick, her clitosaurus was barking at me with chunks of meat in its teeth.

by girlie man hater September 21, 2004

Clitorisaurus

A female sexual organ that has been enlarged to allow a woman to fuck a man. It is typically elicited by men who have acted like jerks or pussies.

Michael was being such an impotent douche, Laura had to summon her clitorisaurus to put him in his place.

by Alpha Zulu April 1, 2010

Clitorasaurus rex

A giant disgusting clit. Normally found on fat girls.

I was bangin this fat chick last night then pulled off her panties, saw her clitorasaurus rex and threw up.

by sean333333333333333333333333 August 25, 2011

clitsaurus

When a chicks vagina is so damn old, it is regarded as the equivalant of a dinosaur, or in some cases, a fossil.

"god my 3rd grade school teacher was soo damn old, i swear she had a fucking clitsaurus!" or "man i was fucking this hoe last night, and her clit was as old as a fucking gutenburg bible!"

by BEN123456789 October 23, 2009

clitosaurus

The combination of the two words "clitoris", part of the female genitals and "dinosaur", ancient animals that roamed the land billions of years ago (before they went extinct.)

Refering to a dangerous carnivorous form of clitoris that will probably alarm you as you're doing your work; can not be differed from a normal clitoris until initial contact (which will be painful) so you should ask your girlfriend/female aquaintance whether she has a dinosaur clitoris before things get too messy.

Dang, last night I was with this girl and turns out she had a damned clitosaurus.. hurt like fuck.

by Clitosaurus January 9, 2007

Clitorasaurus Rex

The clitorasaurus rex is a rare creature only found during a blood moon. This creature is the combination of 72 virgin women during their mental cycle with I quote "Explosivly large bleeding uteruses" that's come together to form a terrifying monster only rivaled by the Cuntasaures Rex. Originally discover during the rennesance this creature is know to consume genital warts and miscarriages.

"She's not a bitch, she's a Clitorasaurus Rex"

Feminists are often a Clitorasaurus Rex

by MCclainGKS March 10, 2019

Clitorasaurus

Dinosaur similar to the T-Rex that had a clitoris on its head that jiggled when it roared.

The Clitorasaurus was a dangerous dinosaur to fondle.

by sprmsick November 20, 2017