Clopster

One of two things;

1. A man who masturbates to horses, especially 'My Little Pony'.

2. A horse who just masturbates full stop.

That guy totally looks like a Clopster

We walked in on Mick the other day, turns out he's a Clopster.

Reggie's horse is an excessive Clopster.

by Slydog12 January 2, 2012

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Clixster

A positive term used to describe a girl; usually a girl who uses BC|Clix to dispense her birth control pills.

Look at Jane! She's such a Clixster!

by __master_of_the_universe__ August 31, 2013

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clister

A blister on one's clit.

Oh man. My ex came to visit for the weekend and I rode him so long and hard I got a fucking clister!

by kookymiyuki May 11, 2011

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cripster

a hipster of the christian persuasion. oftentimes secretly slutty, venemous, or closeted.

Man, I was talking about cultivating homemade organic Kombucha with this hot hipster chick and everything was going well until I mentioned gay people. Immediately this pack of cripsters rolled up blasting Kelly Clarkson and she hopped in and sped away, shouting that she'd pray for me.

by coffeecreamer March 14, 2011

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Clister

(n) Clister, (v) To clist. Similar to a Titty Twister for the clitoris. This action is carried out by pinching a woman's clitoris between one's thumb and index finger and then twisting while still applying a firm, consistent pinch.

Clisters are most often used in sexual foreplay among the BDSM crowd, but may also be used as a form of physical punishment for normal people.

(n) "Fuck yea. Now open your legs so I can give you a clister or I'll whip you again for being a bad little slut."

(v) "I swear to Christ if dinner isn't ready when I get home I'm going to clist the shit out of that beaten up axe wound between your legs.

by john2164 October 8, 2011

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