clang

When someone tries to be funny, but they fail, clang is said.

Failure: Your mum's so fat that she takes up two facebook profiles

Person: CLANG!

by humbugtheman October 12, 2009

Jang-Clang

An old, beat-up automobile.

I need to get rid of my Jang-Clang and buy me a Shimy-Thang.

by Dan Schmitt February 26, 2008

Clang

The sound made when hitting two (or more) Olympic medals together during sexual intercourse between athletes.

There's going to be a lot of clanging this year in Sochi. Let's clang!

by Drocco March 1, 2014

clang n bang

To work out. Primarily with weights.

I can't go to dinner tonight, I have to go clang n bang right after work.

by oxforddreamin February 11, 2014

clang and bang

To work out. Made popular by Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson. Getting swollen. The adjective form is "clanging and banging".

Me: "OK babe, I can't text, I gotta go clang and bang so I can be swole like The Rock"

by Stempdog218 September 6, 2016

Clang, Boom and Steam

1. The thirteenth song on Tom Waits' 2004 album, Real Gone.

2. Sort of like Hook, Line and Sinker, this is supposed to mean everything.

Well my baby ’s so fine
Even her car looks good
From behind
Oh yeah!
Well my baby ’s so fine
Even her car looks good
From behind

But the train that took
My baby…
It went Clang, Boom and Steam

by Frank Rider August 22, 2009

clang of the rusty bell

Personal or situational negative quality in which something or someone gives off the feeling of falsehood.

"Even from first glance, the politician had the clang of the rusty bell about him."

"So - my new boyfriend - do you like him?"
"Errr...how can I say this without hurting your feelings? No."
"What!? Why not?"
"I dunno... he's just... there's the clang of the rusty bell about him."
"...Oh."

"Even as the clang of the rusty bell reverberated in his ears, Arnold managed to convince the policeman that he had been nowhere near the scene of the incident at the time."

by skairkroh October 16, 2011