Derived from the terms "fuck yo couch nigga" and less popular "suck yo cock." "Fuck yo clock" takes the terms to the next level, as coitus with a man's timepiece is one of the most heinous offenses.
Bro: These eggs are cold, man! Go fuck a clock.
Man: Bro you just mad 'cause yo cock just an hour hand.
Man: Bro you just mad 'cause yo cock just an hour hand.
by Vik___ August 15, 2009
Get the Fuck a Clock mug.Often the wee morning hours at which the possibility of doing something reasonable is slim.
An hour of the day at which said activity is least probable to occur.
The hour at which butt fucking is most likely to occur.
An hour of the day at which said activity is least probable to occur.
The hour at which butt fucking is most likely to occur.
A: Hey, what time do you have to be at work tomorrow?
B: Eh, at butt fuck o'clock unfortunately.
A: So... what precisely goes on at that hour again?
B: Eh, at butt fuck o'clock unfortunately.
A: So... what precisely goes on at that hour again?
by Loftus Pennyweather March 13, 2013
Get the Butt Fuck O'Clock mug.That time of day when whatever you're doing becomes so irritating that you simply have to cease immediately and exit the area. No matter what the clock states as the actual time, it is still Fuck This Shit O'Clock. Morning, noon and night, any second of any hour can become Fuck This Shit O'Clock. So named because when the moment is reached, people tend to either do a wild, exasperated hand flinging gesture or smash their hands down onto a surface and say "Fuck this shit!!" And then leave.
It should be noted that although the time of Fuck This Shit O'Clock is randomly assigned, some people hate their jobs so intensely that 5pm Monday to Friday becomes Fuck This Shit O'Clock.
It should be noted that although the time of Fuck This Shit O'Clock is randomly assigned, some people hate their jobs so intensely that 5pm Monday to Friday becomes Fuck This Shit O'Clock.
"Dave, can you just run me off twenty copies of this on your way past the photocopier?"
"Sorry Sir, no can do. It's Fuck This Shit O'Clock and I'm outta here."
"Sorry Sir, no can do. It's Fuck This Shit O'Clock and I'm outta here."
by MagickDio October 9, 2012
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Get the Get The Fuck Out O'Clock mug.The time of day, typically in restaurants or cafeterias, between food rushes when service is very shitty and there's very little food selection. May also be used to describe times of poor service in other areas.
by Bebhanub September 11, 2010
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"At approximately ...fuck knows o' clock. Tomorrow."
What time is it?
"Fuck knows o' clock. Get a watch."
When did you fall asleep?
"Um, at fuck knows o' clock. I don't know!"
"At approximately ...fuck knows o' clock. Tomorrow."
What time is it?
"Fuck knows o' clock. Get a watch."
When did you fall asleep?
"Um, at fuck knows o' clock. I don't know!"
by HyperLynx September 22, 2016
Get the Fuck Knows o' Clock mug.I'm so done. It's fuck-this-shit o'clock.
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