1. The occurrence of the end of the world in Cleveland Ohio if LeBron James decides to leave after the 2009-2010 season.
2. The greatly diminished chance that the city of Cleveland will ever win a championship if LeBron James leaves Cleveland.
2. The greatly diminished chance that the city of Cleveland will ever win a championship if LeBron James leaves Cleveland.
Well, it looks like the Cleve-pocalypse is occurring, since LeBron is leaving for New York
Cleveland will never win a championship in any sport if the Cleve-pocalypse happens.
Cleveland will never win a championship in any sport if the Cleve-pocalypse happens.
by Cleveland Z October 29, 2009
Get the Cleve-pocalypsemug. The "Anne of Cleves" Effect refers to when someone doesn't look as good as they do on a picture.
It was first observed when Henry VIII wanted to marry Anne of Cleves after only seeing a painting of her
It was first observed when Henry VIII wanted to marry Anne of Cleves after only seeing a painting of her
#1: How was the date?
#2: Oof. She looked nothing like her bio picture
#1: "Anne of Cleves" Effect?
#2: What?
#2: Oof. She looked nothing like her bio picture
#1: "Anne of Cleves" Effect?
#2: What?
by dave_the_wave June 9, 2019
Get the "Anne of Cleves" Effectmug. A nose that looks long and thin from the front but bumpy and huge from the side. Comes from Henry VIII's reaction when he saw his future wife Anne of Cleves' large proboscus in flesh for the first time, after having seen a "portrait" of her where she had a very cute one. He ended up hating it so much he created his own church so he could divorce her. They stayed friends, but to this day an Anne of Cleves nose will cause it's owner to lean towards plastic surgery.
by keeneyecoolhead December 9, 2008
Get the Anne of Cleves nosemug. A nose that looks long and thin from the front but bumpy and huge from the side. Comes from Henry VIII's reaction when he saw his future wife Anne of Cleves' large proboscus in flesh for the first time, after having seen a "portrait" of her where she had a very cute one. He ended up hating it so much he created his own church so he could divorce her. They stayed friends, but to this day an Anne of Cleves nose will cause it's owner to lean towards plastic surgery.
OhmyGod I have the worst Anne of Cleves nose, so that cute lifeguard can only see me from the front, ok?
by keeneyecoolhead December 9, 2008
Get the Anne of Cleves nosemug. 
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by Disembodiedboob August 29, 2023
Get the Clevemug. The "Anne of Cleves"-Effect describes a situation in which a girl or guy does not look as good in real life as they do on a picture/ look much better on a picture than in real life. It gets it's name after Henry VIII married Anne of Cleves and tried to get into her knockers after seeing a painting of her by an artist who seemed to have 4/20 vision and a massive bag of gold coins in return for drawing her like one of those french girls.
#1: So? How was the tinder date?
#2: Ugh. She looked nothing like she did in the profile pic.
#1: "Anne of Cleves"-Effect?
#2: Anne of Cleves Effect.
#2: Ugh. She looked nothing like she did in the profile pic.
#1: "Anne of Cleves"-Effect?
#2: Anne of Cleves Effect.
by dave_the_wave June 2, 2019
Get the "Anne of Cleves"-Effectmug.