cretard

One who is creatively retarded.

Ryan D. is such a cretard.

The cretard wanted a banana, so he ate his yellow crayon.

by smartieracer May 12, 2004

Cleptard

A person that steals over and over and gets caught and doesn't care just for a free meal in the slammer!

Chris you ended up in jail on Christmas eve you cleptard!

by christierose June 9, 2009

cretard

some one who finds new and creative ways to be retarded.

that cretard is taking apart wet floor signs to make skis for the snow...

by seamonkey87 February 13, 2010

Cretard

(n). A credit-challenged individual. i.e. Someone unable to secure suitable financing.

Brian is a cretard. He's definitely cretarded. No bank will take him.

by Blue_Genes December 12, 2010

Cretard

A crazy retard

Man, stop acting like a cretard.

by cretard October 23, 2008

Cretard

It's an abbreviation of "Cringey" and "Retard". When used you are calling someone, or something a "cringey retard".

Man that guy is such a Cretard, right?

by DavyJonesSweatySocks October 18, 2017

coletard

A prominent big firm lawyer that leads an energy practice that seems very smart, but is actually retarded.

My lawyer seemed really great until the deposition, when I realized he was a Coletard. Now I am in prison.

by Franklin Whisenhunt September 27, 2023