dance cleaning

where you put on fast paced music and dance around like an idiot while cleaning. helps get cleaning done faster and is definitely more fun. very funny to watch when the person who is dance cleaning doesn't know you are there.

"Dude, look at that window. Tim is totally dance cleaning in there."

by sksyes October 31, 2009

cleaning up eggs

When you clean up all the messy cum after sex.
Eggs refer to your testicles because they look like eggs and your testicles are your nuts so you are cleaning up the excess nut.

"Michael is the best egg cleaner I know, ever since last year he's been cleaning up eggs."

by mliky December 27, 2020

BS cleaning

When "cleaning", simply taking the assorted mess of objects strewn across the center of the room, and moving them to the sides of the room. This creates the illusion of clean space in the room.

"My mom told me to clean my room but that will take hours, if i do some BS cleaning it will only take me five minutes!"

by juliamarie November 29, 2007

cleaning

1.Action that people do when bored.
Involve taking a pile of junk and moving it to somewhere else in the house.

2.Removing all useless part of a whole so that it is better.

1.I did some cleaning. My desk is empty now. But don't look in the wardrobe.

2.And the chief gang told'em that Joe and Mac were now missing.

by Yazuke July 21, 2008

cleaning the pump room

Code word for the act of lifeguards smoking marijuana. Pump room refers to the place where it is smoked, aka pool pump room, due to the high frequency of lifeguards that smoke weed. Pool supplies is the actual weed and accessories that go with it.

Yo' after this shift, I am cleaning the pump room! You in? Grab the pool supplies for me.

by mandaz April 2, 2006

Facebook spring cleaning

when your on facebook, and a family member or someone older than you who you would not want to see something bad on your profile, so you do some facebook spring cleaning. it is when you clean up your profile and delete or hide all the bad bumper stickers, applications, wall posts,pictures,videos,ect

hense the word facebook spring cleaning

friend request from jim ( your older cousin )

shit i gotta do some facebook spring cleaning so he doesnt see my bad side

by larryf`12 February 28, 2009

Cleaning the church

Slang term used to describe the act of a conservative woman masturbating. Generally associated with lonely and bored housewives of good nature and standing with god.

Mary: "Where's Janice?, I haven't heard from her all day and her Husband has been out of town for a few days."

Delores: "Oh, she's probably cleaning the church since she hasn't made love for a few days"

by Lunafish May 14, 2011