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calendar wolf

A wolf that has been hand-raised for the sole reason of photographed for calendars. Usually, calendar wolves look much healthier than their wild cousins, and eat not from freshly killed prey, but a bowl with their name on it. Could also refer to a disingenuous person, or a poseur.
The wolf looks so healthy in that photo because he's a calendar wolf.
by dddrew January 16, 2008
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calendar quality

So sexy that they belong on a pinup calendar.
Jay: Did your see her sexy ass?
Rog: Hell yeah I did. She calendar quality
by AyeBigPoppy April 16, 2019
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calendar simpiosis

A phenomenon, although slim, slightly increases the risk of dying on a birthday than any other day of the year.
Dude I hope calendar simpiosis doesn't effect me on my birthday.
by Ack! I'm chocking April 11, 2021
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chinese calendar

When you fuck an Asian or Chinese girl in 365 different positions over the course of 1 round of intercourse.
I went to Chinese buffet last night and ended up Chinese calendaring one of the waitresses.
by Chinese Calendar January 16, 2017
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nadvent calendar

An advent calendar like any other with 24 windows counting down the days until Christmas. Behind each cardboard flap is the severed testicals of an orphan to reward the eager child.
"Mummy bought me the wrong nadvent calendar this year... i don't like the black ones!"
by Jarlinean June 11, 2006
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clendon

Clendon is a very determined person who loves fullfilling & accomplishing task & goals. He loves the thrill of life & has the mentality to get anything & matter of fact EVERYTHING done. He strongly stIcks to what he believes in & never lets anyone overpower him. He hates negative thoughts & people that can steer him away from his dreams. Thats the last thing he ever wants happening. He cares a lot for people but only if you have just as much love in your heart for him. Clendon is the best lover & every girl would be secretly dying to be his girlfriend. If your a Clendon your the best out there man!
"I just met a Clendon today, he was the coolest guy I've ever spoken too. We need more people in the world like him."
by diamondmiller May 8, 2014
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Calendine

The head of an organization, group, or team
Jim was the Calendine and was therefore master of the office watercooler.
by Shadowpresident April 25, 2005
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