cleft

Adj "A way of life"

Someone whose entire lifestyle is dictated by modern and expensive trends from Music taste, fashion, friend circles right down to wear they shop for food. Frequently blogs.

Wow look at that guy in his Armani shirt and Audi TT his parents bought for him. He's a complete cleft.

Yes what a clefty bastard.
by hughesms November 29, 2007
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cleft

somethings very tight or close together.
"Janice" has a very cleft asshole, it reminds me of a 5 year olds
by clowwwww June 26, 2007
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cleft

cleft is term used when not understanding, or to interuppt when you dont know whats going on!
*guy dances around with many many turkeys under arms*
"My name is ALFONSE! and I AM A SPANKMONSTER!"
You would reply with "cleft"?
by Turkey Man March 29, 2004
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intergluteal cleft

Intergluteal Cleft is the technical term for butt crack. It is located in the two inches just below where the buttocks connects with the lower back. Many times the Intergluteal Cleft can be exposed by people bending over while wearing low cut, miss fitting jeans.
While bending over to pick up his tools, the plumber exposed his intergluteal cleft. He really should look in to getting that waxed.
by IamTheNight December 05, 2014
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anal cleft

n. the proper legal term for the ass crack
City Councilman: "...and let me further say, that in due consideration of the various statutes, regulations and so forth, addressing the issue, that it is now, and forever should be the case that no person no where in the Daytona Beach area shall expose, in whole or in part, any portion or particle of their anal cleft in such a manner, so has to.....
by drpoonandtheteenangels April 28, 2009
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mossy cleft

dude that hoe had a serious mossy cleft
by Sam W March 05, 2007
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bawdy cleft

The labia and vagina
I gave her bawdy cleft a good pounding last night.
by Ccmiz12 April 13, 2016
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