Hoffman Cleanup

When you hype big about the Gold you're going to mine, but you only pull 1 ounce out of the ground after running a million yards of dirt.

I hate to say this, but I think this is a Hoffman Cleanup.

#GoldRush

by Goldwatcher December 16, 2016

[iChat cleanup]

when people graduate or move and find new friends; usually deleting people they do not talk to any more on i.m. accounts

Mike got rid of me on his i.m. account during his iChat cleanup

by Kev :-P June 13, 2008

Cowgirl cleanup

While she’s riding your throbbing manhood reverse cowgirl and your cream pie her meat wallet grab her by the ankles and yank her into a 69 and clean your fuck goo off each other for the grand finale.

My wife about drown me with my own load while doing the Cowgirl cleanup.

by Eat more pussy December 3, 2022

Company Cleanup

having the feeling to clean up your room only when you have company in your house

Edgar: Whoa my room's a mess i should clean up

Ted: man you don't have to pull a company cleanup in the middle of a movie

by The Real Koryodang March 25, 2011

Easy cleanup

When a man is participarting in anal armageddon (Butt sex) and doesnt feel like getting shitty cum all over his new silk sheets he pulls out just before he cums and shoves a handfull of kitty litter in the gaping ass hole and procedes with the ass cumming. When the cum is shit out afterwards it is all clumped together and quite easy to clean up.

"Man I preformed the Easy cleanup after that raging butt sex last night"

"Martha Stewart knows how to apply an Easy cleanup"

Always use an Easy cleanup when dealing with dirty penny hookers.

by d0ct0rdick May 12, 2010

chester cleanup

(noun) The act of thoroughly cleaning out the anus of an elderly man by using one's tongue.

"yo did you hear Tom's grandpa offered someone $100 to give him the old chester cleanup?"
"that's nasty man, but I'd probably agree to that tbh"

by GokuSlayr92 August 23, 2015

Cuckold Cleanup

Cuckold Cleanup is the action where a cuckold, normally a male, begins to like up any cum on his partner after they were properly fucked by the alpha.

The Cuckold Cleanup process is essentially the beta males attempt to still provide in a sexual manner. This can run from licking the Alphas cum off her stomach, back, tits, face or where ever the Bull decided to ejaculate.

Now if the Alpha had decided to release his load into the Females vagina, thus being a creampie, the weak loser Cuckold is then expected to lick out every drop of cum out of his Women's pussy.

Part of the Cuckolds job when cleaning up is to swallow all the cum he had licked up. If there happens to be a squirt of cum on the floor, wall, or even a couch the Cuckold will then get on their knees and lick up what ever had missed. The Women.

A technique that experienced and advanced Cuckolds may do is get into The Under Cuck Position. This way anything that falls out can land directly into the the Beta Males mouth or at least their face to save later trouble. However some Sissy Cuckolds prefer licking up every drop as it's a more involved action making it more humiliating.

Oh my God honey! After six hours of him absolutely destroying me, and the four times he edged a load that that easily three times than a full one of yours, you can finally do what you love! Come on you sissy! Better do your Cuckold Cleanup and make sure you don't miss or waste a drop.

by FraizerCS October 9, 2024