Les Claypool

An over hyped bass player who plays for the sake of being weird. Was amazing in Primus but seems to have reached his creative limitations.

If you worked for Les Claypool, you'd be out of a job in no time.

by Tallest Man on Earth April 5, 2010

Claypooling

When an individual or team continues to talk shit after a loss to an opponent of a sporting event only to look more foolish

The wildcats need to stop claypooling and take their loss like men

by Baker6 January 16, 2021

Claypoled

Derived from the show 'Rentaghost', the character 'Claypole' had the ability to vanish.

Now often used on a night out when one of the lads disappears or vanishes without warning, not to be seen again that evening.
Often due to having had too much to drink.

Where's Simon? I don't know...he must have Claypoled!

by Doogie Rev February 16, 2021

Claypool Moment

(noun)
When the universe accidentally rewards a painfully average fantasy manager with an unrealistic 6–8 week streak of dumb luck — usually ending in delusion, bragging rights, and a lifetime of denial.

Example:
“Mark didn’t win the league, he just had a Claypool Moment — the fantasy gods glitched.”

Alt:
“His waiver wire was straight garbage, but somehow every bench warmer dropped 30 points. Classic Claypool Moment.”

Origin:
Named after Mark Claypool, whose 2024 fantasy championship run defied logic, math, and God himself. Experts still classify it as a statistical fluke or divine prank.

by 0.01% Probability October 17, 2025

clampoozle

Vagina.

Monsters and Critics.com, March 10, 2009: "On her latest classy comeback tour, singer and mother of two Britney Spears accidentally aired out her clampoozle onstage."

by mgdu October 30, 2009