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clawset

This is where you symbolically hide when you drink White Claw or similar lame alcoholic seltzers. Avoid the shame and ridicule until you get caught drinking one!
I saw Barry drinking a White Claw last night, glad he's finally out of the clawset!
by mfcohiba January 19, 2020
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Clawerance

When you drink so many White Claws your body builds a tolerance to them.
(noun)
I can drink a pack of White Claws to myself because of my high clawerance.”
by Hailey420 April 22, 2020
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classery

There is a classery warning on TV
by massyclassy February 21, 2023
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C-Classer

A person that belongs to or goes in the infamous C-Class. Known as annoying, loud, dumb and violent. Believes that they are smarter then they actually are. But their intelligence is worth comparing to a fucking stone. Loves drama and fights to establish "dominance" because they are not as evolved as the rest of us or as a maggot. You don't want to be a C-Classer, because they are filthy cunts.
Person A: Did this guy just throw a tantrum at a lunch-lady because he didn't get the correct amount of meatballs he wanted?
Person B: Jesusfuckchrist, what a bloody C-Classer.
by Incendiaz October 7, 2016
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just clawse

What a cat needs to have before it may legally scratch you. (Garfield take note --- none of your "provocations" for leaving Jon a tattered bloody mess would have held up in court... in every single case, you were just being selfish, overbearing, or hot-tempered.)
I was cradling the neighbor's cat in my lap and petting him gently, and he seemed totally happy and content... unmoving, purring, the whole nine yards. Then without warning, he suddenly exploded upwards with an angry yowl and forcibly propelled himself off my lap and onto the floor, giving my thighs several deep nasty digs in the process! Talk about a total lack of just clawse... if he was starting to get stir-crazy, he could have merely squirmed and mewed a little, and I'd have immediately let him down --- no need to to "break out da ol' samurai swords"!!
by QuacksO November 23, 2018
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